| Yo Noid | |
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Run time: |
7:29 |
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Season: |
1 |
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Episode: |
11 |
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Original date: |
5 October 2007 |
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Yo Noid is the eleventh episode of The Irate Gamer.
The long list of doublethink commited by The Irate Gamer can be seen here
Summary[]
Irate Gamer reviews Yo Noid.
High Detail Plot summary[]
The episode starts with an Irate Gamer title card asking viewers to rate and subscribe. After the standard intro sequence, Irate Gamer is seen taking pizza out of an oven. Irate Gamer tells the Noid to stay away.
Chris shouts “It’s time to avoid The Noid!”. Chris states that the Noid is familiar with “Anyone who grew up in the 1980s”. Irate Gamer points out that there is relatively little reason to make a Noid game and frequently pauses during his lecture for the Noid character to be electronically spliced in to be annoying. The lecture ends when the Noid begins laughing uncontrollably while Chris attempts to talk louder than him. Rather than let the Noid know his behaviour is unsatisifactory, Irate Gamer uses a frying pan to hit the Noid over the head.
Irate Gamer actually starts the game and instead of talking about gameplay, Chris teases the audience by instead critiquing the title. Chris points out that the game should be called "The Noid" and not "Yo! Noid" this makes Chris angry and he mentions that people will not like him when he's angry. Irate Gamer notes that the story of the game is that Noid must protect the city from his evil twin. Irate Gamer then wonders aloud how his evil twin, the one he killed, is doing. The Irate Gamer Show then skips to a scene in Hell in which Evil Gamer is shown plotting against Irate Gamer, attempting to escape back to the living world.
Irate Gamer finally starts to play the actual game. Chris notes that the graphics are good and that this would normally be enough to placate him. Then Chris states “Did someone play this game before releasing it to the public? It’s not set up like a normal game and it’s also fustrating as fuck! She-it!” Irate Gamer says “And expect to die often, I can not express this enough.” while intentionally getting his character killed. Irate Gamer states “It’s not an option folks, you are destined to die! Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit”. “Damn it, this game is the biggest piece of..................... crap!” “You know, they should have added a heart system to make this easier!” “I mean, even a puff of smoke will kill your ass! What the fuck?”
Irate Gamer states that he has reached the end of the level and is surprised to see that there is a boss battle. The boss battle involves cards, and so Chris naturally remarks that the boss battle is a waste of time while the city could be burning down. Chris states the boss battle requires you to pick a card within a time limit.
Irate Gamer calmly rants about the domino pizza advertisements. Irate Gamer suddenly receives a check and a sponsorship from domino pizza and says “But, what do I know?" and suddenly is clad in several non-related domino pizza products, showing that Chris Bores took to selling out to everyone. “ And the game isn’t really that hard. If you die, that means you suck and are bad at it.” and “But don’t get mad, get Glad Lock Zipper Bags” with other anger inciting moments such as a photoshopped top 100 NES list that has yo noid at number 3. A ticker appears at the bottom of the screen asking audience members to watch dancing with the stars. Irate Gamer says the jetpack levels are cool and enters the final boss battle. Chris watches the ending which shows the Noid getting pizza and pulling his ears while the words 'the end' appear on screen. Irate Gamer states that the ending sucks. Irate Gamer tears off his shirt to reveal that he has made the video to advertise for the official Irate Gamer shirt he expects everyone to buy. “Yo fuck yourself” Irate Gamer says after throwing the cartridge and hitting an audience member. The scene shifts to Evil Gamer attempting to rally an army of lemmings to kill Chris. Lemmings appear and casually walk into the pit.
External links[]
Video[]
The IRATE Gamer Show- Yo Noid Video Game Review
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